The Power Washer Club

On our street,

Everyone owns a power washer.

On our Street,

Everyone takes turns to try and waste the most water.

On Mondays it's the guy across the road.

On Tuesdays it's the man on the corner.

Wednesday is Barry's turn, he likes to clean his car.

On Thursday it's usually our next-door neighbour,

But this week he's on holiday in Cumbria.

So next-door-but-one has taken responsibility and hosed his driveway.

Friday's washer is Steve,

And Saturday seems to be the turn of everyone else.

Sunday is no day of rest,

As the bloke opposite brings out his power washer.

I am not a member of the Power Washer Club.

We did buy one ages ago,

But I think we used it just the once.